How to find time to write a novel

At last! All Desires Known is out! Now, for those of you who know me well, you'll know that at heart I AM a novelist.

At heart I spend my days closeted in a perfectly appointed room of my own, quiet reigning, dust motes dancing in shafts of sunlight, my mind alive with stories pouring in perfectly violet prose onto the page, three thousand words a day, followed by a bout of serious gardening for the good of my figure, my health, my heart, my brain....and to make room for more words to start bouncing about in my head. 

But of course this is a dream.

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